16 Pictures That Will Only Make Sense If You Have A Dirty Mind

Have you ever looked at a picture and seen something filthy that wasn’t there? I do it all the time. When you’ve got a dirty mind, even the most innocent of things can look like something straight of an x-rated movie – there’s phallic shapes everywhere, people unknowingly imitating intimate acts, and, of course, unintentionally kinky signs.

My dirty mind has made my day-to-day life a lot more hilarious than it would otherwise be, and it has resulted in countless brilliant Snapchats. One of the funniest pictures I ever took was of a shop called ‘Knobs and Knockers’, but another called ‘Balls Brothers’ gave me a good giggle too.

Here’s 16 pictures that will only make sense if you’ve got a mind as dirty as mine…

1. She has no idea she’s so well-endowed…

2. I’m not sure frosty balls would create anything “yummy”…

3. And so it should be in a public place!

4. It was this minion’s lucky day…

Sex is what makes the world go round, and it’s essentially hilarious. Penises and breasts come in all different shapes and sizes, and I’m sure we’ve all heard at least one hilarious horror story about people getting it on in a bizarre place. A friend of mine once claimed to have gotten stung by nettles whilst getting frisky in a field at night!

So it only makes sense that there’s some people who see dirty things wherever they look. Have you ever rewatched movies that you loved as a kid and suddenly noticed things that went over your head at the time? I’d no idea how filthy The Simpsons was until I was much, much older.

5. This dog’s groomer did a fantastic job…

6. Even if you’re as innocent as they come, it’s hard not to notice this one…

7. This sign is frighteningly demanding…

8. I hope the rest of these “squirty” toys looked more innocent in their packaging…

The good thing about kids’ toys like the one above being accidentally filthy is that the kids who get to play with them will never know. It’s their parents who get an accidental laugh when they are walking around the toy store and see things that go over their kids’ heads.

This next unintentionally filthy picture is of a piece of furniture you’re likely to have in your house. There was one in my bedroom as a teenager, but I never once realized how disturbingly filthy it was, but maybe it was because my walls weren’t painted in a flesh color…

9. As hard as it is to believe, that’s a lamp…

10. They probably realized when it was too late…

11. Mother Nature has a funny way of growing vegetables sometimes…

12. The last thing I’d want to unknowingly consume…

I’m happy to admit I’ve got a dirty mind, but sadly a lot of people never speak out when they notice something unintentionally hilarious for fear of being judged. If you’re one of these people, unless you’re with others who you know are total prudes, you should. Life is hard, and it’s good to laugh as much as possible.

One of the great things about intentionally dirty pictures and sights is that when you first see them you double take. Surely your aunt wouldn’t intentionally upload a photograph that filthy to Facebook?! Then you realize that it’s not the picture that’s filthy, it’s you.

13. This one was a complete accident…

14. Whoever trimmed these bushes had a great sense of humor…

15. How to ruin an otherwise beautiful picture with your hand…

16. The bridge to Big Bin is covered in dongs…

Having a dirty mind is a blessing and not a curse. Even when you’re having a bad day, life can throw a giggle your way when you see things that aren’t actually there. So the next time you see a phallus in the sky, smile to yourself in the knowledge that your interpretation of the world is funnier than most peoples’.

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