23 Sidesplittingly Hilarious Tweets About The ‘Unite The Right’ Racists And Their Tiki Torches

It’s almost been a week since violent and deadly clashes took place between white nationalists and counter-protesters at the Charlottesville’s “Unite the Right” rally. During the rally, peaceful counter-protester Heather Heyer was tragically killed after a man drove into a crowd of anti-racism protesters. It was a tragic event that shocked the world, creating a dismal atmosphere that’s not been seen since the dawn of the Nazis in post-Weimar Germany.

No one likes to turn on the news and see people with wildly different ideologies getting into altercations with each other, especially if it results in the loss of innocent lives. All the Unite the Right rally achieved was to show the world how pathetic white nationalists really are and that’s something Twitter has latched onto, providing the world with some light comic relief in what is a dark time.

So, without further ado, here are the very best tweets about the Unite the Right rally and the morons behind it…

1. This woman gets it so right: mosquitoes are the real enemy…

 

2. The white nationalists thought they were imposing and intimidating but really…

3. Let’s face it, their own daughters were probably going crazy over Moana when it came out…

4. If you’re dedicated enough to the “cause” of white nationalism to purchase a tiki torch, you’re a neo-Nazi…

5. Even these impressively constructed punctuation men look more intimidating than white nationalists…

This next hilarious tweeter may have just neglected to realize the obvious: Nazis are undoubtedly selfish lovers. Just ask Eva Braun…

White nationalists are despicable scumbags, but they’re also eye-wateringly hilarious. However, if these deluded morons think we’re laughing with them then they’re even stupider than we thought…

6. Let’s face it Jess Dweck, these men don’t even care where the clitoris is…

7. This is only okay to say about neo-Nazi scumbags: they all look the same…

8. Look at these morons. They actually think they’re warriors with a just cause… 

9. They’re the kind of racists who ironically stuff their faces with curry and sushi at every given opportunity…

According to white nationalists, white people are the superior race. So why exactly have they resorted to using tiki torches in their rally?! Some of these next tweeters have an idea…

When white nationalists gather together, they make even bigger fools of themselves than when they’re in the comfort of their own homes acting as keyboard warriors trolling ”Black Lives Matter” protesters…

10. Let’s face it, they probably think their own ancestors invented everything, including *facepalms* luaus…

11. If only tweets as hilarious as these really could smash racism…

12. There’s no logic behind racist bigotry or any kind of bigotry for that matter…

13. Home Depot certainly isn’t complaining about this one…

Check out this next tweet on cultural appropriation and how white nationalists apparently do it best…

Imagine if we all just got out our tiki torches every time we had the slightest concern. We’d be a nation of lunatics. Oh wait…

14. Well, they definitely stick to their word – they sure as hell love celebrating their whiteness…

15. But then who doesn’t love antagonizing Neo-Nazis?

16. They may as well have been holding pitchforks while chasing after every non-white person in sight…

17. Well said, Senator Orrin Hatch. Well said.

Take a look at what TIKI Brand had to say in a statement they released shortly after the rally. And then check out this woman’s response to it…

The racist douchebags at this rally did a fantastic job of showing us just how illogical and nonsensical their views are…

18. I kind of feel bad for TIKI Brand – it’s going to take a while before this stigma dies down…

19. Another classic tweet about the painfully hilarious irony of the situation…

20. We know they’d all be in attendance at that open mic night…

The way these racist bigots went about spreading awareness for their “cause” is enough to make us laugh for hours on end, but check out what this tweeter has to say about it…

How did we collectively roast people before 2008? AKA the year pretty much everyone started turning their attention to the then-new social media platform Twitter. I have no idea…

21. I wonder what other nonsensical things they do to supposedly “defend white culture”…

22. I don’t care what anyone says – this exchange definitely happened…

23. But then they’d bring out a list of things that “their ancestors” invented…

Every single one of these tweets have used wit and charm to crush any ideas that racism is in any way justified. White nationalists are laughable, unintelligent buffoons, and it’s only a matter of time before their cause is wiped from the face of the Earth forever.

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